//转自：https://www.luogu.com.cn/blog/I-am-your-dad/xiao-you-hu-7-shuai-dian-nao-you-hu #include<windows.h> #include #include<conio.h> #include using namespace std; string s,m; int i,j,BUGs,k,x,sj,bf,bl,sy,c,f; bool t; int main(){ system("mode con cols=50 lines=20"); cout<<"游戏版本：1.3.1 正式版本\n"; cout<<"温馨提示：玩此游戏你可能崩溃\n"; cout<<"就问你做好砸电脑的准备了吗?\n"; cout<<"任意键继续..."; getch();system("cls"); cout<<"目标是:A了这道题\n"; cout<<"祝你们成功(滑稽)\n"; cout<<"你确认要进入吗?\n"; cout<<"任意键继续..."; getch();system("cls"); cout<<"请选择模式...\n"; cout<<"1=菜鸡,2=大佬,3=巨佬,4=贼刺激\n"; cin>>m;system("cls"); while(m!="1"&&m!="2"&&m!="3"&&m!="4"){ cout<<"请重新选择模式...\n"; cout<<"1=菜鸡,2=大佬,3=巨佬,4=贼刺激\n"; cin>>m;system("cls"); } if(m=="1") c=250,f=0; if(m=="2") c=220,f=10; if(m=="3") c=200,f=20; if(m=="4") c=180,f=30; for(i=0;i<=100;i++){ cout<<"进度:"<<i<<"% 时间:"<<++sj<<" 分数："<<++f<<" 请在"<<c<<"秒内完成"<<endl; for(j=1;j<=i/2;j++) cout<<"<"; Sleep(100); system("cls"); srand(time(NULL)); k=(rand()%231+ii)%31; if(k0){ cout<<"发现一个BUG！\n"; t=1; while(t){ cout<<"要不要修？\n"; cout<<"1=修,2=不修\n"; s="";cin>>s; while(s!="1"&&s!="2"){ cout<<"修不修？\n"; cout<<"1=修,2=不修\n"; s="";cin>>s; } if(s"1"){ f++; cout<<"5秒之后...\n"; sj+=5; if(sj>c){ cout<<"时间到了！\n"; return 0; } srand(time(NULL)); x=rand()%5; if(x0){ cout<<"BUG被修好了！\n"; t=0;f+=10; } else cout<<"BUG没被修好！\n"; } else{ t=0; BUGs++; } } Sleep(1000); system("cls"); } if(k1){ cout<<"你的损友向你伸出了手...\n"; t=1; while(t){ cout<<"要不要赶走他?\n"; cout<<"1=赶,2=不赶\n"; s="";cin>>s; while(s!="1"&&s!="2"){ cout<<"要不要赶走他?\n"; cout<<"1=赶,2=不赶\n"; s="";cin>>s; } if(s=="1"){ f++; cout<<"3秒之后...\n"; sj+=3; if(sj>c){ cout<<"时间到了！\n"; return 0; } srand(time(NULL)); x=rand()%5; if(x0){ cout<<"损友被赶跑啦！\n"; t=0;f+=10; } else cout<<"损友又回来了！\n"; } else{ t=0; srand(time(NULL)); sy=rand()%3; if(sy0){ cout<<"损友使用三点杀！关机了...\n"; i=0;BUGs=0;f+=20; } else cout<<"损友没按到键盘...\n"; } } Sleep(1000); system("cls"); } srand(time(NULL)); bf=rand()%12+1; if(bf<=BUGs){ BUGs--; cout<<" ^%&%*%& % # @ #% &^%^& # !%$#^%&%^#%@%(抽搐)\n"; cout<<"BUG发作了！\n"; srand(time(NULL)); bl=rand()%2; if(bl==0){ cout<<"进度归0！\n"; i=0;f+=20; } else{ cout<<"进度变成了原来的一半！\n"; i/=2;f+=10; } Sleep(3000); system("cls"); } if(sj>c){ cout<<"时间到了！\n"; return 0; } } cout<<"成功！\n"; cout<<"你的得分："<<f; return 0; }