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    逸一时,误一世\color {18b34f}\LARGE 逸一时,误一世 逸久逸久罢已龄\color {250fda}\large逸久逸久罢已龄 吃好喝好,一路走好\color {bf0231}\small吃好喝好,一路走好 $$\small\texttt{\color{#FA4129}本}\huge\texttt{\color{#FE9019}人}_{\small\texttt{\color{#FFE304}的}^{\large\texttt{\color{#FFEC01}萌\color{#FFF900}新}\small\texttt{\color{#FCFB03}Q\color{#F8FB07}A\color{#F1FB0B}Q}}}^{\large\texttt{\color{#FFB511}是}{\small\texttt{\color{#FFDC07}刚\color{#FFEF00}学}\large\texttt{\color{#FFF600}O\color{#FFFA00}I}}}\huge\texttt{\color{#E6F911}但\color{#92E82F}是}^{\large\texttt{\color{#39D54B}即}{\small\texttt{\color{#03C767}使}}}_{\normalsize\text{\color{#07C964}是\color{#00C789}这\color{#00C7A5}样}}\texttt{\color{#00CBC6}我\color{#00D0EB}也}^{\small\texttt{\color{#00D0F2}要}\normalsize\texttt{\color{#00D0F6}用}\texttt{\color{#03BEF4}蒟}_{\texttt{\color{#04AAEF}蒻}\large\texttt{\color{#078DE4}的}}}_{\scriptsize\texttt{\color{#01CDF6}声\color{#03C2F5}音\color{#04B4F2}大\color{#04A7EE}声\color{#0791E6}喊\color{#0A7BDD}出}}\mathcal{\color{#125BCD}IOI\color{#3D2AB5}AK\color{#A011AD}ME} $$

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    GenshinImpact:2927150738级萌新求带Genshin Impact : 292715073\newline 8级萌新求带

    一位洗碗的大姐,经常被别人叫阿姨,她嫌弃阿姨不好听,就给自己取了一个特别牛的名字:瓷洗太后。
    隔壁补胎的师傅受到启发,给自己取了一个国际范的名字:拿破轮。电焊工听到,受到启发,也给自己取
    了一个名字:焊武帝。一日电焊工去糖果店炫耀自己的名字,老板叫他看他的名字:糖太宗。电焊工看了
    沉默了。这时一辆粪车路过,发写这三个大字:擒屎皇。路边捆菜的阿姨行不下去了,叫到你们的名字算
    什么?看看我的名字,众人一看这名字取得不一般,大喊到捆菜阿姨的名字:菜需捆!!!从此,镇上工
    作的人,再也没有互相比过名字。
    抄语文作业 = 借鉴
    抄数学作业 = 类比
    抄英语作业 = copy
    抄地理作业 = 迁移
    抄生物作业 = 转录
    抄物理作业 = 参考系
    抄化学作业 = 同分异构
    抄政治作业 = 求同存异
    抄历史作业 = 文化大统一
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